‘Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’ ‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected. ‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interrupting bastard. ‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. ‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’ I was kind of crying by then.
“The Lion King Medley” - University of Wisconsin MadHatters.
HOW ARE THEY EVEN REAL? I LOVE ACAPELLA.
((ooc: SHUT UP AND LISTEN))
Be Prepared, man…wow
I was not prepared
I MET THEM ONCE
IT WAS AWESOME
You shouldn’t have done that. How could you do that?!
and this is why Dean is not allowed to do the puppy eyes ever
Supernatural Season Seven Gag Reel
He tied himself up, how thoughtful.
today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH
SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
*casually kicking a dead guy*
I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!
I never get tired of the various reactions people have when Castiel just randomly pops up beside them.
THE MOOSE MAY STARTLE AND CHARGE IF FACED WITH DANGER
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
im so miserable but i laugh at everything