but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
Exclusive Guardians of the Galaxy test footage.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
"Oh don’t be a baby"
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
annoying online and irl
biggest and most elegant “fuck you” ever
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the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli